look mom! no hands!

hi mom!

I'm doin fine here 1 week in 13501 Meadow Creek Drive Apt #4010 32821, don't

DHL food in here for me pleasee. I've got Reese' Choco Peanut Butter Cups, 1 big Lays,

1 big Doritos, 2 Tubs of Ben & Jerry's, spaghettis, organic penne, organic salsa,

fat-free pringles. Momma I won't live up to your dreams, I WON'T GROW FAT

HERE HAHA. Lets see how did the days go by here since day 1.

DAY 1

24 hours on air woo, transferred at Narita and DC. Ron would definitely be pissed if he sees how the security treats guests there, lol major strip tease at security. Everyone's takin off everything infront of security to get scanned shoes, belt, jacket i dont know why but i could see Ron arguing with one of the security people there already. It's like a major factory there. Americanoia. O, i bought a Barrack fridge magnet there :)

Touchin down Orlando we waited there for bout prob an hour feelin sick from 4 meals on board the plane. All the build up of calories and none burnt off pisses me off lol. All's well after the Disney college program people sorted the paperwork out and we got to know who we bunkin with. Moment of truth! Josh's my room mate! (He spoils my diet plan regularly with the stocking up of chocolates and donuts.)

We got bus-ed to Vista Way Apartments, crazy young fellas we are. We checked out the place right after we reach, no one joined us for the night coz they're all busted already. 12AM mind yall and we got a packed sche the next day wakin up at 8 lol. We scouted the place around and found the Walgreens which is like Walmart 24/7. Wendy's for supper!

(Spendin all the 24 hours on board with the same person's gnna make magic im sure :D )*

*go ahead ask me who the 2 are

Day 2

Paperwork paperwork paperwork since 8am till morn. Gd thing! Breakfast provided lol. Lotsa danishes and i don't know florida strawberries? We had the lunchtime free and we brought the guys to Wendy's for lunch, then back to Vista for a break and sort out our stuffs. Mann our roommate just moved into our apt and he's an indian studyin in Switz. Oh and our other room mate is a Perunian who's quite hmm you know uh, you know Fabian? Yeah, he greeted us the night earlier through the window when we're tryin to get in lol. I was like "Yeah man we got the whole place to ourselves!" then theres a soft voice in the dark "hey.. hey.." Then I was like " Josh did you hear that? " Josh was "What? No, this place is freaky." Then the lights came on, out comes his white face, I thought thats it we're done for lol. "Hola, I'm David." oh so we dint have the whole place to ourself haha. Yeah continuin, we met our old fat dude from UNCG whos sole purpose is to make us fulfill the criteria of the J1 Visa, hellalot mre paperwork. But we've got pizza for din free heh.

Day 3

Traditions for Disney, hazing in, initiation, orientation. It all started with a mouse, pixie dusts, protecting the magic, safeD begins with me. Josh, stop sleepin. When's the next break time? Lol and out comes some of the funny HK drama, they came out from TV, to Switzerland and then right into the Disney traditions class. Well not literal ones but Sherlene and Jiarong do have 2 Hong Kong babes for bunkmates. Woo, I'm posted to Mr Mickey's value (budget) resort called Pop Century Resort. Still wonderin how it's gonna be like then.

Fast forward, day 1 at work.

My job has huge responsibilities, deliver the 2 servings of Penne with Alfredo, 1 bread stick and breaded chicken on a mickey plate. CUTE EH! 1000 calories i bet. But Americans are sucker for that lol. Oh i make pizzas too. Together with carryin em out from the -60 celsius fridge to the 500 fahrenheit oven to bake em, catch em, putting em into boxes and delivering em to guest's hands :) sounds fun?

Ok so day 1, i met my trainer for the day, Jose. Together with this Puerto Rican called Ronald. HAH RONALD YOU'RE MAKIN PIZZAS WITH ME TOO? Oh Jose is Puerto Rican too, and darn whats her name again, the cute latino, Desiree, Perunian. The whole fckin place is Hispanic lol. Espanol espanol espanol. puta puta puta puta. Senorita. Por favor. Gracias.

Oh an azn! Whats her name oh Zoe, hi Zoe, Guangdong, China. Actually she's the first person i met there so she kinda showed me around the place to where im supposed to meet Jose. Jose thought im a vet there coz i took off my "Earning My Ears" tag, so he's like "go take a look at the menu and start work". Hi, this section says day 1 of work yo. Ok so looks like he forgot he's on duty to get me started lol so he got me trained to doin each dish. The pizza outlet feels like a major canteen everything is just heated up and we just scoop em up ugh. What have we got on our menu? #1 Penne Alfredo Chicken, #2 Parmesan Stuffed Chicken, #3 Vegetable Lasagna, #4 Meatball Sandwich, #5 Peperonni Pizza. Time flies just as espanol flies all over the place.

Day 2 @ work

Pretty much the same thing but theres this Nigga Lady constantly on my back, thats what they call getting the monkey off your back i guess. Dementria's her name, and she's good. I mean good at giving the "Im-watching-you", "Yeah-im-really-watching-you" face, fuck my tag i forgot to put the "I'm a noob" i mean "Earning My Ears" tag again. So she thinks im a vet too and well at the end of the busy day, she's still like good work guys its been busy yall done well. So still aint too bad, but this isnt what im lookin for here in Disney. Sure, all experience leads to some knowledge, aint lookin for this though. Where's my guest interaction at? Frozen pizzas don't respond to noone yo. The place is just so freaking like Genting high lands ha.

Orlando (or rather the whole program) +s and -s.

+s

FCUK tees @ 10 fcukin dollars (more bigtime names at smalltime price tag)

Fat Free Pringles (tgt with all the other fatfree stuffs)

You get to meet the freaking lots of ppl from diff places.

People could really dunk instead of bragging that they could dunk.

Gym downstairs? MOM your dream just ain comin true.

Heated pool next to the gym.

King size M&MS @ 50cents

A&W

Liberty

Living with friends and havin fun tgt every now and then.

Experiences that will help later in life

Getting uncomfortably comfortable with being comfortable with changes and differences

Authority in the kitchen (Means BELOW!)

-s

NO MOMMA :( (Laundry @ $2 each time washin and dryin, garbage food and all the othr stuffs)

Room mates who dont play the team game

Groceries, you walk home with them after payin hundreds of bucks on them :(

Transportation, no car nowhere you're goin.

Tips.

The Reese's Vending machine downstairs.

No iron nor board.

Ain't too bad here but pros and cons yknw.

Yesterday.

Eh I'm sorry mom, i spent 42USD on a meal. BUT, killin my wallet to save my stomach and boostin my spirits, worth it right? Work really stresses me out so i got cranky and went to hav a good meal, i mean a damn good meal hahaha. With pals, joshua ziwei and Ohio, Evelyn. Fulton's crabhouse. The menu writes Florida's Yellowtail Snapper. Made in Singapore brain, shld be quite small, so i ordered another side, Crab and lobsta bisque. omfg. My order actually meant a whole fish lol! Well, teh fish is 27 bucks and bisque is 7 + tax so well haha.

Today

Scrwd by my biotchy friend (notice no s), Josh got dragged into it as well lol. We biotched till 5am and our biotchy friend went back and leavin us scrwd for the day. Slept at 5 and woke at 2 for valentine's haha. Laundry, Gym, Swim, Tan and off to class to learn about 2 dead dudes talkin about learning theories. Its useful in the sense that it makes me feel that though the pizza outlet is not what im lookin for but still it teaches me smtg, still im determined to change. Lousy Zijian came up with something real jian lol we're buddhists, we cant touch beef so we're switchin jobs to different places hahahahahaha. Yeah after class was GET TOGETHER AT MEADOW CREEK DRIVE VISTAWAY APT 4010. Damn, azn food from Citrus Garden haha, i left my phone on silent mode the food came and I dint know. Msian guy came up to our apt lookin pissed and tellin me about the custom of a 15% tip. I know, silly.

13501 Meadow Creek Drive Apt #4010 32821

Chatham Sq waitn for our shuttle to Walmart

sexy boys in 4010

POP freaking century resort

Lastly some words frm da pals.

pal's care and concern showin 1 day past Valentine's Day

>Clare: SHE MADE US CUP CAKES :) merci, for mre luv in the air

ziwei ♥ says:
and why u update blog so long? i kaypoh want read. LOL!
willando - damn the fat free products we dont find in singapore. says:
waitttttttttttttttttt
ziwei ♥ says:
and u have to blog say i ur best friend. and that joshua is a bitch. LOL!